VOL. I · NO. 8576MONDAY, AUGUST 24, 2026
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Tennessee helped usher in the nuclear age. It wants to lead the way again.

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Tennessee is a finalist among five states for a Department of Energy 'nuclear lifecycle innovation campus' meant to address the nation's 86,000-plus tons of stored radioactive waste, leaning on Oak Ridge's Manhattan Project legacy. BWX Technologies purchased a Jonesborough rocket and missile factory and signed a 10-year, $1.6 billion contract to convert depleted uranium for the Y-12 National Security Complex, promising 175 permanent jobs.

Longtime residents like Luther 'Sunny' Miller, who worked at the same site, link their family's thyroid, bladder, and kidney problems to the plant, though he can't prove it. State officials point to $10 billion in nuclear-sector investment and 3,000 new jobs over the past decade as evidence of an economic revival, with more promised as the industry expands.

The Trump administration wants to quadruple nuclear energy output nationally, adding urgency to the waste question after Nevada's Yucca Mountain repository stalled amid opposition. Tennessee officials are already pitching the buildout to elementary schoolers as a future workforce pipeline.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Nothing says confidence in an industry's safety record quite like courting future employees before they've finished second grade. The region's expertise is real, but so is the health toll residents describe, and 'renaissance' is doing a lot of work to paper over both in the same paragraph. Tennessee gets to be the site of a nuclear waste solution and a nuclear waste cautionary tale simultaneously, which is an impressive trick if not a comforting one.
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