VOL. I · NO. 8572THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 2026
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Trump’s Misleading Crime Drop Claims

Filed 6d ago · Via FactCheck.org · The Buffoon Desk
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Merry Go - Distressed
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The FBI's 2025 crime report shows the largest one-year drops in violent crime and murder since estimates began in 1936, with murder down 18.5% and violent crime down 9.7%. President Trump touted the figures at the Nassau County Police Academy, claiming credit for his administration's policies and calling it the lowest murder rate since 1900.

Criminologists and the Council on Criminal Justice say the causes of the drop are unclear and likely multiple, noting crime had already been falling for several years after a pandemic-era spike. Trump previously dismissed identical FBI crime reports as 'fake' and 'a fraud' when they showed declines under Biden.

The White House press office, when asked for evidence tying the drop to specific administration actions, offered only a restatement of the claim itself.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
There is a certain economy to a governing philosophy in which the same agency is a fraud on Tuesday and a laurel wreath on Thursday, depending entirely on who gets to stand in front of the numbers. What the press office produced when asked for evidence — the claim again, slightly louder — is the purest expression of the method available: assertion offered as its own proof, warranty void where facts apply. When the criminologists who study this for a living say they are not sure why it happened, and the man who called the data fake says he is certain, the reader is permitted to notice which one has something to sell.
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