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Ex-Trump Press Secretary Says He’s ‘Backed Into A Corner’ And Predicts What’s Next

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Former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham told CNN's Erin Burnett that President Trump is ‘backed into a corner’ after banning CNN, Politico, and MS NOW from White House grounds, a move that prompted five networks in the presidential pool to suspend coverage. The ban left Trump's remarks at a South Lawn helipad unveiling largely inaudible.

Grisham predicted Trump won't admit the ban was a mistake and will instead fight legal challenges up to the Supreme Court, possibly leaning on his pardon power to encourage people to carry out contested instructions. She noted that during Trump's first term, she was tasked with finding outside space for reporters after he wanted the press corps removed from White House grounds entirely.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A president who bans reporters and then can't be heard giving a speech has managed to punish himself along with the press. His own former spokeswoman says he'll never call it a mistake, which tracks with a man who's never once admitted a bad idea was his. The pardon strategy she describes is a plan built for people willing to break rules on a promise, which should worry anyone who has to carry them out.
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