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Reuters: Ukrainian attacks are pushing Russian grain out of the Black Sea and into the Baltic

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Russian grain exporters are rerouting shipments from the Black Sea and Sea of Azov to Baltic ports, mainly in Latvia, after Ukrainian strikes disabled more than 80% of Russia's grain export capacity, according to Reuters. Last season Russia moved 46.3 million tons through Black Sea and Azov ports versus just 1 million through the Baltic; this season Baltic rail bookings had already hit 5 million tons by mid-August, nearly matching the Black Sea's 6 million.

Russia's Grain Union estimates Baltic exports could reach 5 to 6 million tons this season, or 10 million if Estonia opens its ports to the trade. August wheat exports totaled just 1.9 million tons, the lowest level in 16 years.

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