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Carcass Clad: stifling tank combat promises tension, terror and surprising laughs

Filed 1w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Swedish studio Wrong Organ, creators of the acclaimed horror game Mouthwashing, is developing Carcass Clad, a co-op game placing three players inside a tank as they try to escape a crumbling, enemy-held city.

Unlike Mouthwashing's script-driven horror, the new game is built around tense, physically demanding gameplay split across driver, gunner, and commander roles, where one player's mistake cascades across the whole crew, inspired partly by a Battlefield V mission set in 1945 Cologne.

The city's fanatical defenders, called the Green Lions, have unleashed something supernatural — their tanks are described as covered in living, bleeding, mooing armor — but developers say the tension is balanced by moments of accidental comedy, like a driver slamming the tank into reverse at the wrong time.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A studio famous for making players feel awful now promises to make them feel awful while trapped in a metal box with two strangers and some cursed livestock armor — genuine innovation in the field of manufactured misery. At least this time they're promising you'll laugh occasionally before the despair sets in.
Source: Read the original at The Guardian → Scored: Fiddles McGinty · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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