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Russian drone strike hits Kyiv, damaging private home

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Russian drones struck Kyiv's Darnytskyi district on the morning of October 13, with debris from a downed drone damaging a two-story private home and a fence, officials said. The strike came after an overnight attack on October 12 involving six ballistic missiles, which the Ukrainian Air Force said could not be preceded by an air raid alert because the missiles were detected only after launch.

One missile hit a four-story warehouse and another struck a transport facility; a separate drone hit a 25-story apartment building, killing two and wounding 11. Officials reported at least four deaths across the capital that day, along with power outages that knocked out electric transit in several districts.

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