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More Than 1 Million People Use GLP-1s Without Medical Need—Know The Risks

Filed 1h ago · Via Forbes · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A Forbes health piece reports more than a million people are using GLP-1 drugs like Ozempic without a documented medical need, and flags the risks that come with that.

The supplied material, however, is almost entirely site navigation: billionaire lists, cloud computing verticals, and BrandVoice sponsorships, with the actual health reporting nowhere to be found in the text provided.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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You can't fault a magazine for having a lot of sections, but when the medical warning gets fewer words than the list of paid partner logos, somebody's priorities are showing. A person clicking for health advice deserves better than a scavenger hunt through the billionaires tab.
Source: Read the original at Forbes → Scored: Decline · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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