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Texas Tech, Title IX

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A federal court in Texas refused to dismiss a Title IX lawsuit against Texas Tech, ruling that a student plausibly alleged the university showed deliberate indifference toward her rape investigation. The complaint claims the university dragged out the investigation, pushed her toward an informal resolution, and maintained broader policies that heighten the risk of sexual assault on campus.

The case now proceeds to further litigation, with the university's underlying conduct and policies subject to continued scrutiny in court.

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