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England, Wales roll out specialist rape courtrooms to cut delays

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The UK government announced Monday that every Crown Court in England and Wales will have at least one courtroom equipped for rape and serious sexual offense cases within two years, complete with private entrances, video-link evidence facilities, and trauma-informed staff training. The rollout, costing about 23 million pounds, comes as more than 15,000 sexual offense cases sit in a court system with a record 80,061-case backlog.

Rape cases currently take an average of 424 days to complete once they reach Crown Court, and Home Office data shows just 2.8% of recorded rape offenses result in a charge. Labour lawmaker Charlotte Nichols, who waited 1,088 days for her own case, has publicly pushed for reform after the man she accused was acquitted, though she later won a civil case against him.

Rape Crisis England & Wales welcomed the announcement, but Victims' Commissioner Claire Waxman warned that specialist courtrooms alone won't fix the backlog, arguing such standards should apply everywhere, not as a special carve-out. The changes accompany a broader Courts and Tribunals Bill that has drawn criticism for proposing to let some lower-level cases skip jury trials.

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Twenty-three million pounds and two years to get one properly equipped courtroom per building is not nothing, but it is a modest answer to a backlog north of 80,000 cases. A separate waiting room helps a person get through a bad day in court. It does nothing for the person who is still waiting for their day in court to even get scheduled.
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