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Congress Members Move to Offset Coming Cuts to Rural Hospital Funding

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The 2025 budget law cut roughly $1.3 trillion from Medicaid, ACA marketplaces, and SNAP, with warnings at the time that rural hospitals would take a direct hit. Those cuts are scheduled to land after this fall's midterms, and a bipartisan group of lawmakers is now introducing bills to soften a blow their own earlier vote helped create.

The law's headline fix, a $50 billion Rural Health Transformation Program spread over a decade, is earmarked for innovation rather than directly offsetting the Medicaid losses hospitals are bracing for. Representative Jill Tokuda and others are pushing measures like the Rural Emergency Hospital Designation Improvement Act, aimed at letting struggling hospitals keep services such as obstetric and psychiatric care without converting into a stripped-down model.

Senator Marsha Blackburn has her own package, the Rural Health Agenda, addressing workforce recruitment and Medicare payment formulas, though her office did not respond to requests for comment. Industry voices like the National Rural Health Association's Alan Morgan say relief may arrive in an end-of-year funding bill, but nobody yet knows what it will contain or whether it covers the gap at all.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A fellow doesn't usually cut a hole in his own roof and then spend the next six months arguing about which tarp to use. But that is roughly the shape of this one: pass the cut, wait for the election to clear, then introduce a flurry of bills to patch what the first bill tore open. The folks running the hospitals in Hugo, Colorado and a few hundred towns like it don't get to wait for an omnibus to find out if they still have a job.
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