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Another Russian refinery goes offline: Volgograd plant shuts down completely after Ukrainian drone attack, Reuters reports

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An oil refinery in Volgograd has halted all crude processing after a Ukrainian drone attack on October 2, Reuters reported, citing sources. Regional Governor Andrey Bocharov confirmed a “massive drone attack on industrial infrastructure” without naming specific targets, while eyewitnesses posted footage of a large fire near the refinery.

The plant, owned by Lukoil, can process about 14 million metric tons of crude a year, roughly 5% of Russia's total refining capacity. It has now been struck at least three times this year, including attacks on May 29 and July 31.

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