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Everyone wants to win working-class voters. But have they realized many are women?

Filed 1h ago · Via Michigan Advance · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A report from The 19th traces how the definition of “working class” has quietly shifted from the blue-collar man in a hard hat to a workforce dominated by women in retail, service and care jobs, who now make up close to half or a clear majority of that group depending how it's measured. JoAnna Mendoza, a Marine Corps veteran and single mother running for Arizona's 6th District, is offered as an example: she tracks grocery prices, worries about childcare costs, and says she'd rather drop an f-bomb than a fifty-dollar word.

The piece notes Democrats held a 14-point edge with non-college voters twenty years ago and now trail by 6 points, with working-class voters favoring Trump by 14 points in 2024. It also notes Trump's second term has featured tariff-driven price increases rather than the promised economic relief, eroding his standing even among white working-class supporters. Polling cited suggests self-described working-class adults now expect progressive Democrats to best represent their interests, with moderate Republicans a distant second.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A party spent twenty years losing ground with people who buy their own groceries and pay their own electric bills, and it turns out the fix on offer is noticing that those people are mostly women. That is not a strategy, it is a census. The candidate quoted here figured out the whole thing without a single consultant, which tells you something about how much the consultants were worth.
Source: Read the original at Michigan Advance → Scored: Goblin Tinker Soldier Spy · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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