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We're Gastro Doctors. These Are The 5 Bowel Cancer Symptoms Our Patients Often Ignore.

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Gastroenterologists and a dietitian interviewed by HuffPost describe patients repeatedly attributing serious symptoms, including unexplained weight loss and black or dark stools, to stress, diet or aging rather than seeking testing. One cited statistic: roughly one in three adults cannot name a single symptom of bowel cancer, even as nearly 1.5 million people in the U.S. live with the disease.

Doctors quoted in the piece note that unexplained weight loss of five to ten pounds, especially paired with fatigue or bowel changes, warrants medical evaluation rather than assumption. The recurring theme across the specialists is delay: patients who waited months before seeking help, in some cases losing the window for earlier, more treatable diagnoses.

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