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Wall Street Journal Has 2 Withering Words For 'Chump' Trump’s Latest Putin Move

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The Wall Street Journal's editorial board criticized President Trump's invitation for Vladimir Putin to attend the G-20 summit at Trump National Doral in Miami this December, calling it ‘morally offensive’ given Western intelligence warnings about Russia's escalating hybrid war against NATO states. The board argued Putin's attendance would function as a global rehabilitation photo-op even as his war on Ukraine grinds on and Russian public patience wears thin.

The board also warned the invitation could embolden Putin to believe he could get away with a targeted NATO attack, and revisited Trump's 2025 Alaska summit with Putin, after which the war continued anyway, arguing the president risks looking like ‘a chump’ again. Republican senators reportedly sent a letter expressing ‘serious concern,’ while German Foreign Minister Johann Wadephul instead framed Putin's attendance as a chance to jumpstart serious negotiations.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Getting called a chump by the conservative editorial board that usually carries your water is the kind of headline you don't recover from with a strongly worded post. Handing your golf course a global stage for the man waging the biggest land war in Europe in decades isn't diplomacy, it's a hosting fee with extra steps. Even his own senators are writing letters now, which is Washington's version of a neighbor finally saying something about the noise.
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