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WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Inaugurates The Era of Super Intelligence

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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President Trump signed an executive order directing the executive branch to replace the term 'Artificial Intelligence' with 'Super Intelligence,' according to a White House fact sheet, which frames the rebrand as recognizing 'the continuously advancing technological frontier.'

The fact sheet declares the United States the world leader in the newly renamed technology and credits the president with ensuring America 'leads and wins' in it, without describing any policy, funding, or regulatory change beyond the terminology itself.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
You can paint 'thoroughbred' on the side of a mule, but come plowing time it's still a mule. Not one dollar, rule, or plan changed here, just the word on the label. If leading the world was as easy as renaming things, we'd have all been rich a long while back.
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