VOL. I · NO. 8598TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2026
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Trump tries to revive indictments against political foes at Fourth Circuit

Filed 1h ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A Fourth Circuit panel reviewed the government's appeal of dismissed indictments against FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, both prosecuted after Lindsey Halligan was installed as interim U.S. attorney without Senate confirmation. Halligan replaced Erik Siebert after he declined to bring charges against James, then quickly secured indictments against both Comey and James, which a district judge dismissed in November for improper appointment.

The government argues the attorney general can appoint an unlimited succession of interim U.S. attorneys past the 120-day statutory limit, bypassing both Senate confirmation and district court authority; Comey and James's attorneys call this a 250-year break from precedent designed to let a president install political allies as prosecutors. A government attorney insisted the administration is incentivized to work with district courts, an argument one appellate judge noted confuses incentive with legal compliance.

Attorney General Pam Bondi later attempted to ratify the indictments to fix any defect, prompting a judge to ask where that logic stops, since a private citizen with no legal standing also secured a grand jury indictment. Three other circuit courts have already ruled against the administration's appointment approach.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
When your best legal argument is that the president probably wouldn't abuse a loophole even though the loophole lets him do exactly that, you might not have a legal argument. Three other courts already looked at this same trick and didn't buy it either. Putting somebody in front of a grand jury who was never properly appointed to be there is the kind of shortcut that used to end careers, not indictments.
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