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The United States Must Prepare for More Than One Russian Future

Filed 47m ago · Via Foreign Policy · The Buffoon Desk
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A Foreign Policy analysis argues that recent envoy trips by Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner to Moscow and Kyiv produced no breakthrough and that U.S. diplomacy toward Russia has become too episodic to manage a settlement that will eventually require a negotiating table. The author, a Russia-focused analyst, contends Washington has lost much of the institutional capacity it once had for sustained engagement with Moscow after a decade of pressure and isolation.

The piece notes Russian negotiators are described by veteran U.S. officials, including former New START negotiator Rose Gottemoeller, as highly disciplined and well-prepared, while Washington's attention is split among competing global priorities.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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An expert telling Washington it needs more permanent diplomatic muscle is a bit like telling a driver he ought to have kept up the truck before the transmission fell out on the highway. The advice is sound and about a decade late, which describes most Russia policy commentary of the last several years. Sending envoys in for a weekend and hoping for a breakthrough is not a strategy, it is a photo opportunity with better catering.
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