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President Quotes Two Men Quoting Him Back To Himself

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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There is a particular species of joy in watching a head of state retweet a compliment about himself and add nothing but “Wow!” — as if he had stumbled across the phrase in a fortune cookie rather than a friendly broadcast. Note the construction: not that he leads a counter revolution, or started one, but that he simply IS one, a man and a historical process fused into a single proper noun. That is not a claim anyone can check, which is precisely the point of making it. The office of the presidency now includes a clipping service, and the clippings are the job.
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