VOL. I · NO. 8587FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 2026
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President Reports Witness Recanted, Demands Cases Be Terminated

Filed 1h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The post concerns state and local cases brought against the author in New York and names the officials who brought them. The desk confirms it was posted.

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Observe the two-step: a man is a liar and a rat until the moment he says something useful, at which point he becomes a profile in courage and “a Great Credit to the Justice System.” The same post that praises New York justice for one man's wisdom declares New York justice a weaponized hunt, and asks that verdicts evaporate on the strength of a single reported change of heart — which is not how any court has ever worked, including the ones that ruled here. Also worth noting: the claim that named officials broke the law arrives with no more evidence than the sentence containing it, delivered by a sitting president about people he does not like.
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