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President Endorses Interview, Capitalizes A New Hoax Into Existence

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Note the method: a thing becomes a Hoax the moment it is given capital letters, no evidence required, no argument offered, case closed before anyone asks what exactly is being denied. The compliment is doing the heavy lifting here, since “very smart” is apparently the only peer review a claim needs to clear. And “Let it roll!!!” is not analysis, it is a producer's hand signal from a man who watches the segment and calls it governing. Somewhere between the guest chair and the Truth post, a serious question about a powerful technology got reclassified as content.
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