President Cites Report He Received; Report Remains Unseen

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

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Every figure in this is untethered: a Report from nobody, a record with no baseline, and plants that are apparently spawning four or five more plants apiece, which is a claim about manufacturing that reads like a claim about mushrooms. Armaments are graded here on vibes — Exquisite, Elite, capitalized like a menu — and the final flourish insists the stockpiles are already large, which rather undercuts the urgency of the round-the-clock heroics preceding it. A wire editor cannot verify one word of this, and that is the design feature, not the bug.

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