President Reports Own Event Exceeded Own Expectations, Cites Own Numbers

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Every superlative here is sourced to the man who booked the room, which is a bold new standard in arena journalism. Note the structure: the crowd was sold out, and also thousands more were outside, and also the ratings beat professional football — three claims that arrive without a single number anyone could check, which is precisely the point of stating them this way. A president who genuinely drew record attendance would let the arena say so; this one grades his own homework and then gives it a punctuation-heavy A-plus. The scare quotes around “Stuff!” are the only honest typography in the post.

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