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WHITE HOUSE✒ EDITORIALABSURDITY:
President Reports Summit Breakthrough on the Nomenclature Front
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The leaders of the world's two largest economies met, and the headline deliverable is a branding memo, vouched for by one participant who says the other 'seemed to like' it. 'Almost everyone else' and 'everyone last night' are the kind of anonymous crowds that only ever agree with the man counting them. Renaming a technology changes nothing about what it does, though it does spare the author the word 'artificial' anywhere near something he approves of. As for 'tremendous things will be happening,' that is what people say when nothing specific has.