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President Recommends Unspecified Viewing on Climate, Declines to Say What

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A must-see what, exactly? A post that exists solely to point at an invisible exhibit is less a recommendation than a rumor about a recommendation. The planet's temperature has never much cared what anyone calls it, and signing off with a monogram does not turn a vibe into evidence. If the case against climate science is this strong, it could at least be bothered to show up.
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