President Files New Concern Under Existing Catalogue Of Hoaxes

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This is less an argument than an inventory — a man reading his own filing cabinet aloud and mistaking the alphabetical order for proof. The trick is that every entry validates every other entry: if this one is a hoax, the last one must have been too, forever, in both directions. Misspelling the opposing party's name is the rhetorical equivalent of sticking your tongue out, and it is doing more heavy lifting in this post than any fact.

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