VOL. I · NO. 8583MONDAY, AUGUST 31, 2026
The Daily Buffoon
WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

President Posts Construction Update, Signs It With Full Title

Filed 1h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Mary Celeste
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
The post, verbatim · Truth Social

The post appears to follow a court ruling in litigation over the project, and closes, as usual, with a signature block. The desk confirms it was posted as printed.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A structure that costs the taxpayer nothing is here also declared under budget, which raises the question of whose budget, kept where, and reviewed by whom. The phrase about proceeding without further contingency, doubt, or threat is not the language of a building permit; it is the language of a man announcing that reality has run out of appeals. And describing the National Trust for Historic Preservation as not affiliated with the United States Government is less an exposé than a definition: that is what a private charity is. Being ahead of schedule is easy when you are the only one holding the schedule.
Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Mary Celeste · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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