VOL. I · NO. 8584TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2026
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Anti-Communism Statement Concludes With Affiliate Shopping Link

Filed 2h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
The post, verbatim · Truth Social

The post pairs a denunciation of communism with a promotion for a book and a shortened purchase link. The desk confirms the post, signature and all, is real.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Nothing says the threat has never been greater like a call to action that ends at a checkout page. The escalation is immaculate: inhuman ideology, death and destruction, decades of warnings, buy now. Signing the post with your own title, on your own account, is the tell of a man who thinks a byline is a security measure. Whatever this is, it is an advertisement wearing a presidential seal.
Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Hyperfun · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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