President Retweets Himself, Achieves Perfect Informational Closed Loop

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

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There is a kind of purity here: a message whose entire content is the author pointing at the author, the ouroboros finally getting its own social media account. Somewhere a staffer is explaining that this was a technical error, and somewhere else a staffer is explaining that it was intentional and brilliant, and both of them are being paid. The office that commands the armed forces and the nuclear codes has produced, today, a mirror held up to a mirror. We print it because he posted it, and we note, gently, that the crowd size of one is still one.

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