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President Announces AI Force, Promises Czar With High I.Q.

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The post moves from old feuds to climate vocabulary to a brand-new federal entity without pausing for a transition, which is less an argument than a filing cabinet falling down the stairs. The pledge to simultaneously cherish an industry and watch over it while looking for BAD is not a policy; it is a protection racket with a nicer adjective. A czar screened for intelligence by a man who grades his own intelligence is a hiring process with exactly one possible outcome. And the share of the economy promised here is the sort of figure that costs nothing to say and can never be collected on.
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