President Forecasts Historic Doom For Canadian Politicians

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The post concerns Canadian politics and names the country’s prime minister. It refers to its author in the third person before signing his name in full.

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There is a tell in the sentence structure: the collapse is presented as a natural event that will arrive on its own, delivered by a man who spends his days deciding tariffs. That is not a forecast, it is a weather report from the guy holding the hose. And the promised consequence — worse than anything that has ever happened to a Canadian politician — is graded on a scale only the author can see, which is convenient, since it means any outcome at all can later be declared the worst in history. Leaders who have leverage use it; leaders who are performing use ‘Just watch.’

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