President Posts Jobs Report, Interest Rate Demand, Trade Threat Together

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Meanwhile in Bavaria

Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The post followed the release of the monthly employment figures. The desk confirms it was published as printed above, punctuation, capitalization, and threat included.

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The boast is engineered to be unlosable: the estimates were beaten by everyone except the one estimator who never has to publish his number in advance. Then comes the part where monetary policy is discussed the way a man discusses a debt owed to him in a parking garage — lower the rate, or global trade gets it. And the ask is not that the central bank be correct, but that it be patriotic, which is the tell: correctness can be checked, patriotism is whatever the person shouting says it is on a given morning. A country whose credit is genuinely improving does not need to inform the world of this in all caps, twice.

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