President Posts Building Safety Warning, Fundraising Pitch, Legal Grievance In One Breath

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The arithmetic here is doing heroic work: a guard who walked through a hallway is retroactively assigned “certain death” with a 60-second margin, which is how you turn a maintenance report into an action movie starring yourself. Then comes the pivot — the building is doomed, the judge did it, and the only man alive who can raise money and build things happens to be typing. Also worth savoring: the claim to be “only there to help,” filed immediately after invoking the strength and power of the Presidency, which is the sentence structure of a man helping you whether you like it or not.

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