President Issues Lengthy Denial That Florida Candidate Has Dropped Him

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Merry Go - Distressed

Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

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The surest way to prove a candidate hasn't distanced himself from you is apparently to post several hundred words insisting on it, then add that he'd lose if anyone believed the story. In one breath the President asks the courts to punish reporters and bar them from the building; in the next he says America can't be great without a free press. Freedom, it seems, means free to agree. He also lists 2020 among his record hauls while calling it rigged, making it the only stolen election whose victim keeps bragging about his vote total. If God is indeed looking down, He has been handed a great deal of reading.

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