President Announces Personal Title, Declares Hoax Broken In Real Time

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Declaring yourself the Hoax Buster is not a credential, it is a nickname, and busting a hoax by posting that you have busted it is not investigation, it is narration. The method on display is simply to place a worry next to two grievances he has previously shouted and hope the adjacency counts as refutation. Nothing was examined, no one was consulted, and the marching robots he conjured were introduced solely so he could take credit for defeating them.

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