President Issues Before-And-After Report On Building He Currently Occupies

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

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There is no instrument on earth that can measure whether a building is in better shape than it was in 1792, which is precisely why the claim got made. Note the structure of the boast: the disaster is always hypothetical, the rescue is always his, and the evidence is always attached. A man who describes the nation's most famous house as a dump and then congratulates himself for loving it has invented a new genre of home improvement, in which the contractor also writes the review. Every president has lived in the place; only this one bills the country for the gratitude.

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