VOL. I · NO. 8583MONDAY, AUGUST 31, 2026
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President Posts Headline About A Renamed Lake, Adds Nothing

Filed 1h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The post consists of a headline and a link stating that a mapping service has relabeled Lake Ontario as “Lake America” on U.S. phones. The President offers no words of his own, which leaves the reader to guess whether this is a report, a boast, or a request.

Omitted is any acknowledgment that the lake borders another country, which presumably continues to call it what it has long been called. A label changed on a phone is not the same as a body of water changing.

Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Sneaky · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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