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President Warns Towns That Refusing Data Centers Means Backwards And Poor

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The President says communities that do not want data centers must want to be backwards and poor, and that those wanting success and wealth should “let Data Reign.” The post offers no mechanism by which the facilities produce far lower taxes and jobs all over the place, and does not engage with a single objection anyone has actually raised.

He adds that China could not be happier about the anti data center movement and, for emphasis, that they can't believe it is happening. The record would note that the emotional state of a foreign government is not a thing the author can observe, and that the Golden Goose in the referenced fable is killed by its owner, not by the neighbors.

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