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Statement Announces Openness To Concept Of Being Open

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Amazing Plan
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Note the choreography: the other party is failing, desperate, and in a hurry, while the author is serene, undecided, and generously open to the concept of a concept. That is not diplomacy, it is a seating chart — one side begging, one side deciding, all of it asserted rather than demonstrated. And then the sign-off, that bureaucratic thank-you pasted onto matters of war and peace, as if statecraft were a late fee notice. Nothing here can be checked, which is precisely the point of writing it this way.
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