President Appoints Himself Economics Correspondent, Reviews Own Work Favorably

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

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Few things undercut ‘nobody is talking about this’ like a president talking about it in all capitals to an audience of millions. The statistical method on display is to trim the inconvenient years until the record looks bigger, then accuse everyone who noticed of hating the truth. A rigorous economist lets the numbers speak for themselves, which is exactly what this post cannot bear to do; it breaks off to demand credit, invent a schoolyard nickname, and end on a campaign ad. If the results were truly the best in history, the scoreboard would not need the scorekeeper shouting over it.

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