President Files Appellate Brief On Social Media, Cites “Ancient History”

Filed 6h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk

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The post responds, by its own account, to a Missouri Supreme Court ruling on the state's congressional map. The desk confirms it was posted, signed in full, and addressed to no court in particular.

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“It's called, Ancient History!” is not a legal doctrine, it is what a man says when he cannot remember which map he liked. Note the structure: the court is wrong, and also the court is too late to be right, and also the anonymous Legal Scholars concur — a chorus that never has to sign its name. Also striking is the theory that the election process is disturbed by a court ruling on the election process, rather than by anyone redrawing a map in the middle of a decade. Then the capital letters, the thank-you-for-your-attention, the full signature: a subpoena cosplaying as a post.

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