President Announces Growth Does Not Cause Inflation, In Capitals

Filed 1h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk

THIS STORY IS SCORED

Hyperfun

Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The post follows the release of jobs numbers and a market decline the same day, and includes the author's account of what he knew that morning. The desk confirms it was posted.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK

A president who claims to have predicted the market's direction that morning is offering us a theory of economics in which everyone else has been wrong for exactly twenty-five years, a span that happens to fit neatly inside one man's grievance timeline. Note the structure: the numbers were great, therefore any bad outcome is proof of a False Reality run by “stupid people.” The GDP figures floated here — 15, 20 percent — belong to no large developed economy in living memory, which is presumably why they read better in all caps. And if growth truly never caused inflation, one wonders why the argument requires shouting.

Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Hyperfun · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0

Read it scored.

Every story, every clown, every kazoo — in your pocket. Music plays automatically. Regret is optional.

GET IT ON iOS GET IT ON ANDROID