VOL. I · NO. 8583MONDAY, AUGUST 31, 2026
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President Shares Headline About His Own Department's Grand Jury Subpoenas

Filed 2h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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The President posts a link to a Gateway Pundit item stating that the Justice Department has issued grand jury subpoenas over whether a second candidate named Dan Sullivan entered a race to confuse voters against the Republican senator of that name. He adds no comment, which leaves the act of sharing as the entire statement.

Omitted is any acknowledgment that the Justice Department reports to him, or that grand jury proceedings are ordinarily secret by law and not a subject for promotional amplification. The record would note that having the same name as someone is not, in itself, an established federal offense.

Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Miri's Magic Dance · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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