Military Action Announced In Post Signed With Author's Own Name

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The post, published under the President's own name, describes strikes as ongoing at the moment of writing and closes by forecasting a still larger attack. The desk confirms the post is real and was issued to the general public rather than to a podium.

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Nothing communicates sober command authority like an exclamation point inside a parenthesis about naval mines. The escalation ladder here has three rungs — harder, higher, and a mystery finale waiting in the wings — which is less a doctrine than a movie trailer, and conveniently unfalsifiable until the credits roll. And the signature is the tell: a man who has just described bombs falling still felt the post needed a byline, in case anyone mistook the voice.

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