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WHITE HOUSE✒ EDITORIALABSURDITY:
Renovation Held Hostage Pending Appellate Blessing Of Signage
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Consider the architecture of this reasoning: the hazard is so grave the doors shut today, yet the repairs can idle indefinitely while judges rule on what to call the place. That is not a safety closure, it is a hostage note with a construction permit attached — fix the name or the building stays broken, and the blame is pre-assigned to whoever declines. Note too the man who signs his own bulletins in the third person, crediting himself by name for keeping afloat the institution he just shut down. A board that agrees ‘almost unanimously’ to this is not a board; it is an echo with a quorum.