President Confirms Arena Is Sold Out, Sets Rules For Who Speaks

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The quiet part is delivered with real warmth: we love you all, and we love the ones in trouble enough to let them talk. Stage access as triage is an honest description of how the thing works, which is precisely why nobody normally says it out loud into a public feed. The scare quotes around ‘HOT!’ and ‘stage’ suggest a man who has decided that ordinary words require legal protection. He then closes with a thank-you for our attention to a matter that was, by his own account, already sold out.

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