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President Identifies Data Center Skeptics As Same People, Different Hoax

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The Path of the Goblin King
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The logic here is a single conveyor belt: anyone who worries about anything is retroactively assigned to a previous worry, and then billed for both. Note the closer — a promise that soon you will find out who they answer to — which is the oldest trick in the demagogue's drawer, an accusation that never has to arrive because the anticipation does the work. A president with the world's intelligence apparatus on speed dial does not need to tease the reveal; he could simply say the thing. That he doesn't is the whole tell.
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