President Announces New Information About Butler Shooting, Declines To Describe It

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Note the elegance of the construction: the evidence is gone, which proves the plot, and the evidence is found, which also proves the plot. Any outcome confirms the thesis, which is the defining feature of a thesis that cannot be tested. And a sitting president writing that a named former official “should pay a price” is not a complaint about recordkeeping; it is a man with the Justice Department under him drafting a wish list in public and calling it patriotism.

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