VOL. I · NO. 8583MONDAY, AUGUST 31, 2026
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President Posts Link To Coverage Of His Own Lap Of Honor

Filed 2h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The President posts a bare New York Post link reporting that he will take a lap of honor ahead of an IndyCar race along the National Mall. There is no caption, no claim, and no argument — only the distribution of an article about himself doing something.

The post does not address what the honor commemorates, a question the phrase normally answers by referring to a race already won. The record would note that the lap in question precedes the event.

Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Look Busy · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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