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President Calls Kennedy Center Decrepit, Blames Judge For Losses

Filed 1h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The President says the Kennedy Center is old and decrepit, needs both a construction and a public relations repair before it can attain greatness and prestige, and has been losing a fortune for years. He says the losses will continue unless what he calls a highly conflicted judge on the case allows him to do what has to be done.

The post does not say what the case is, what he proposes to do, or what the conflict consists of beyond the judge not yet having agreed. Marketing the venue as newly great while publicly describing it as decrepit is a public relations strategy of its own.

Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Parisian · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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