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President Says Businesses Are Lining Up, Like The Rest Of The World

Filed 1h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Batty McFaddin - Slower
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The President says the United States has for many years been losing more than sixty billion dollars a year with Canada, asks why, and then reports that long ago stolen businesses are returning to America to avoid tariffs. He says they are lining up, as is the rest of the world.

The post does not say what the figure measures, who stole the businesses, or which ones are queueing. A trade deficit is a record of goods bought and sold, not a sum handed over, and the post's own question mark suggests the author has not settled the matter either.

Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Batty McFaddin - Slower · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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